The Gentrification of the Internet, and the Rise of the Thether

 Ok so you guys know that small, furry animals in third world countries have better internet than we do, right? No revelations there, i guess. So now we get 5gBroadbandLightsabreWtf, as like a means of sorta catching up or something, all on your dime of course…i mean, im pretty busy being out all day paying for the shitty net i got now! Maybe we need a Consumer Cellular revolution? My tether works great, how bout yours? Bc trust me, they will fucking pay you to have internet if you refuse to pay, bitches. Ok peace